Sea to summit alpha light spoons & Sporks: something for everyone!
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REALLY? A review on a piece of silverware? For all you naysayers out there - here is your example scenario:
Scenario: You've just worked really hard to sweat your way to the summit of a majestic peak. A lone traveler comes toward you and the light behind them shimmers, affecting an almost ethereal feel to their presence. While cursing that your tepid river water is not the icy cold treat that you'd hoped for upon reaching the summit, the stranger suddenly speaks. "Would you like a pint of your favorite ice cream to celebrate your success in reaching this far off peak?" You panic with the sudden rush of joy, suddenly realizing that all your dreams are coming true. As your first delicious bite slowly winds its way up to your mouth, your cheap eating utensil suddenly undergoes a catastrophic failure, resulting in your scoop of deliciousness falling in slow motion to the hellish ground below. Like a punch to the kidney, your breath escapes you, and in your slowly building mental depression and fog you realize that with no other sturdy item suitable for eating ice cream, your taste of heaven has just passed you buy. You slowly spend the next decade living a hermit-like existence on the mountaintop while trying to grind a stone down into an eating utensil, and hoping that the spectral figure reappears. Fate has been cruel, life's joy is now in question.
Don't let that happen to you folks. Buy an eating utensil that doesn't weigh a lot, but is like an ice-cream chisel when you need it most. Cheap, sturdy, lightweight, and sizes to suit everyone!
INFO ON ALPHA LIGHT UTENSILS: HERE
Scenario: You've just worked really hard to sweat your way to the summit of a majestic peak. A lone traveler comes toward you and the light behind them shimmers, affecting an almost ethereal feel to their presence. While cursing that your tepid river water is not the icy cold treat that you'd hoped for upon reaching the summit, the stranger suddenly speaks. "Would you like a pint of your favorite ice cream to celebrate your success in reaching this far off peak?" You panic with the sudden rush of joy, suddenly realizing that all your dreams are coming true. As your first delicious bite slowly winds its way up to your mouth, your cheap eating utensil suddenly undergoes a catastrophic failure, resulting in your scoop of deliciousness falling in slow motion to the hellish ground below. Like a punch to the kidney, your breath escapes you, and in your slowly building mental depression and fog you realize that with no other sturdy item suitable for eating ice cream, your taste of heaven has just passed you buy. You slowly spend the next decade living a hermit-like existence on the mountaintop while trying to grind a stone down into an eating utensil, and hoping that the spectral figure reappears. Fate has been cruel, life's joy is now in question.
Don't let that happen to you folks. Buy an eating utensil that doesn't weigh a lot, but is like an ice-cream chisel when you need it most. Cheap, sturdy, lightweight, and sizes to suit everyone!
INFO ON ALPHA LIGHT UTENSILS: HERE